http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/ http://www.eblah.com en http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157035100/ http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157035100/#num1 The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"

]]> Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:38:20 admin http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157034863/ http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157034863/#num1 "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

]]> Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:34:23 admin http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157034722/ http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157034722/#num1 Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

]]> Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:32:02 admin http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157034627/ http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157034627/#num1 1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."

]]> Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:30:27 admin http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157033112/ http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1157033112/#num1 They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work]]> Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:05:12 admin