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   <title>blonde's diary</title>
   <link>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156360527/</link>
   <comments>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156360527/#num1</comments>
   <description><![CDATA[Dear Diary,<br />Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient<br />kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining<br />that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.<br />Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay <br />for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!<br />There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just hung up. <br />He didn't call back. Bet he felt dumb! <br /><br />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:15:27</pubDate>
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   <title>yet another one</title>
   <link>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156358271/</link>
   <comments>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156358271/#num1</comments>
   <description><![CDATA[A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."<br /><br /><br />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:37:51</pubDate>
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   <title>another joke</title>
   <link>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156358190/</link>
   <comments>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156358190/#num1</comments>
   <description><![CDATA[A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!<br /><br /><br />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:36:30</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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   <title>Blonde Joke</title>
   <link>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156358113/</link>
   <comments>http://www.jokes.willisfamily.org//forum/m-1156358113/#num1</comments>
   <description><![CDATA[A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"<br><br /><br /><br />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 14:35:13</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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