Beer Vs. Vagina who will win in this ulitmate faceoff...

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad,make a scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your
wife may get mad, kick you
out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had
here, depending on your
point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just
call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive
anywhere.
point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get
arrested.If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties
is fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
One point to BEER

>> >> > > > FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner isEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER